Trying to find an apartment? Be careful to trust the baboons we call "real estate agents." Living spaces listed as rainforest wonders can really turn out to be swamp things.
Trying to find a job? If you can make down to the playing field watch out for the vultures swinging above, just waiting for you to fail. And watch out for those lionesses who see you as their lunch once the hunt stops going their way.
Trying to find a roommate? Be careful who you share the nest with.
Trying to find just a plain old mate? Those gorillas we call "men" show their might in the chase and their lack of interest in the conquering. Even though they bang on their puffed out chests, you might not want to swing with them on the vines.
It's a dog eat dog world out there in the wild we call New York. And if you're not careful, you could be on the endangered species list.
